Toilet Paper Crisis Simulator 2020

March 2020. A global pandemic has brought out the worst in some people: After having been kicked out and banned from every store in town for hoarding toilet paper, our typical panic buyer is filled with infinite rage. Roaming all parking lots in search for more shopping carts to plunder. Toilet Paper Crisis Simulator 2020: Use this realistic simulation to take control of the typical toilet paper panic hoarder. Collect asshole points by kicking other people's shopping carts. Steal as much toilet paper as you can before the time is up. Enter Rage Mode and enhance your performance by jugging beer. Defend your loot from the Toilet Paper Bandit. Beat your own highscores in four levels. And help us understand this strange behaviour during toilet paper shortages. Do you have what it takes to thrive in this crisis?