Toddler Simulator

Have you ever wanted to re-live your days as toddler? The carefree joy of bringing your pain to those around you? The destruction? The chaos? The anarchy? This is your chance. Trash the bedroom, mess up the bathroom, then discover what lays beyond the front door as you roam freely in a vast world. Leave an extensive trail of destruction in your wake. The huge world that awaits you is filled with dozens of enterable houses and buildings, driveable cars, various missions, heaps of collectables, hidden areas, and more. In many cases it's important to get yourself into a silly mood (maybe get drunk first) to fully enjoy and appreciate this game. Yes really. It's fun to customize your character - press [H] any time in game. Don't forget the accessories! Make sure you EXPLORE! Cars are a great way to get around quickly. There are lots of areas to go to and many things to do - look out for the industrial area, the ghetto, the fire station, the park, the farm, the caravan park, and more! Find the golden nappies - these give you an upgrade of speed, strength, or vomit distance! You destroy stuff Open world to explore You can jump really high Puke on demand Driving forklifts is fun Over the top and funny physics The toddler does dances Like breakdancing and the chicken dance and stuff