Behold the Kickmen

Behold the Kickmen

78% Positive
397 Positive
115 Negative
512 Total Reviews

BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as 'The Wonderful Game'. Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

$3.99
Available on: 🪟 🍎
Release Date: (8 years ago)

Game Details

Achievements
8
Estimated Owners
50000 - 100000
Recommendations
371
Metacritic Score
58/100 View
🌐 Official Website: www.sizefivegames.com
🛠️ Support: Support Page
📧 Support Email: [email protected]

About This Game

BEHOLD THE KICKMEN started as a silly Twitter joke, and evolved like a beautiful flower into the year's least-exciting and mostly-incorrect Football Simulation. It's football, as seen through the eyes of someone with no understanding of, or interest in, the Laws of Football. Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up, gruelling match after gruelling match, to become the best at the football that anyone's ever seen, and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece. FEATURES: Kicking, Passing, Tackling, Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. There's even a full Story mode, crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made. TWO WAYS TO PLAY! Hate football? No problem! The entire game can be re-skinned at the flip of a switch into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport! PLEASE NOTE: Kickmen has NO ONLINE MULTIPLAYER and NO LOCAL MULTIPLAYER, it's Single Player ONLY. Please don't buy it thinking it's at all sociable, because it isn't. Why, you ask? Because I wanted to make a Single Player game, I didn't want to make a Multiplayer game.
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Categories

Family Sharing Partial Controller Support Single-player Steam Achievements

User Tags

Action (28) Sports (28) Indie (26) Casual (24) Football (Soccer) (12)

Supported Languages

English ✓ Audio